November 2011
So, uh, guys.
Seeing as NaNoWriMo starts in like half an hour, you all should add me as a writing buddy. I’m monpetittrianon on the website, too.
October 2011
Replacing $1 bill with coin could save $5.6... →
stfuconservatives:
A proposal to phase out the $1 bill and replace it with a $1 coin could be gaining currency as the “supercommittee” looks to find ways to save the government money.
I think this is doable but it requires a few things to get over Americans’ crippling fear of change:
Rip the band-aid off, stop printing singles, don’t do any amount of phasing out. If you do it marginally...
I'm so tired. And so full of fandom loves.
Someone should revoke my internet.
I keep telling myself, okay, I'm only going to...
But now it’s midnight. And I’ve watched it at least 9 times.
ONE GOOFY CAST VIDEO AND THE FANDOM EXPLODES.
I LOVE YOU, FANDOM.
I LOVE YOU, INTERNET.
It’s pretty bad when you get Timothy Dalton, David Tennant, and Jon Simm together in one place DANCING and only David is being hammy as all hell.
It is all over the tracked tag.
Tumblr is best ever.
OOD SIGMA IS BEST PONY.
I can say things like this and it will actually make sense to someone out there.
PLEASE TELL ME THAT THE DANCING OOD HAS A GIF...
EVERYTHING ELSE HAS A GIF. DANCING OOD LOVE PLEASE.
“Try a scone. You know you want to. *creepy smile*”
– Why is the character who most resembles me right now Mark Sloan?
That awkward moment when you want to write about stuff on tumblr, but then realize there’s actually people who read your shit on tumblr.
And then you remember you have a perfectly good diary you haven’t written in for months.
And then you remember that tumblr basically IS your diary now.
Jokes about Dorian Gray never get old.
UN Recommends Everyone Stop Telling Women What To... →
daskannnichtsein:
mollydruwho:
The UN states that any country restricting a woman’s access to abortion and/or contraception is, in doing so, violating a woman’s human rights.
….finally.
So, we’ve got extremely reputable cancer-related organizations saying abortion doesn’t cause cancer or increase your risk.
We’ve got extremely reputable reports declaring post-abortion depression to be a...
“When somebody says, “I don’t think women should be raped for wearing short...”
– (via mollay)
Historical puns are high class humor okay
interwar:
Why is England so damp? The queen has reigned there for years.
What did Mason say to Dixon? We’ve got to draw the line here.
Who built the ark? I have Noah idea.
Why did the ghost of Anne Boleyn always run after Henry? She was trying to get ahead.
How did the Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code.
How did the Roman cut his hair? He used some Caesers.
eisenpals asked: WE'LL STAY STRONG TOGETHER JEN! WE CAN DO THIS. OMG BILL NIGHY. JEN PLEASE, WHAT IF IT IS HIM. ONMG WHAT IF JEN? OR BENEIDICT CUMBERBATCH. AHHHHHHH. I'M JUST GOING TO MISS MATT SMITH. THIS IS LIKE DAVID TENNANT ALL OVER AGAIN. TEARS ON MY FACE JEN. BENEDICT IS SO PRETTY. alright i'm okay, *deep breath*
Matt Smith is leaving Doctor Who →
davereed:
jovenistheworst:
herochan:
[Via: TGDaily] In an interview with VH1 regarding his future career prospects, current Doctor Who star Matt Smith confirmed he won’t be sticking with the role past the upcoming 2012/2013 season.
Smith will be heading to Hollywood - a place where handsome British accented men are very welcome - to try his hand at American cinema.
Cool. Now regenerate...
eisenpals asked: JEN I'M JUST NOT READY FOR A NEW DOCTOR, I CAN'T DO THIS JEN! I REFUSE. DO YOU HEAR MR STEVEN MOFFAT I REFUSE.
Matt Smith says Next Season is his last season →
YOU MEAN I’M GOING TO HAVE TO ADJUST TO A WHOLE NOTHER DOCTOR AGAIN. I CAN’T DO THIS. NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, I CAN. I ADJUSTED TO TENNANT, AND I ADJUSTED TO SMITH, AND I WILL ADJUST TO WHOEVER THEY PUT IN HIS PLACE. BUT GODDAMN, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DAYS OF LONG-LIVED DOCTORS? BAKER (TOM, NOT COLIN) LASTED SEVEN GODDAMN YEARS.
…Will it finally be Bill Nighy? Because...
Overheard at college:
Girl 1: *tearfully* I just… I just really need a dinosaur cake pan, okay? I just really need it.
Girl 2: *freaking out* Okay! Okay! We’ll get you a dinosaur cake pan! Just calm down, please!
…I need a dinosaur cake pan, too.
