deatheatingbloodmagic: America stays talking about how Muslims “hate our freedoms” and how oppressive they are towards their women, but yet girls are being banned from wearing strapless dresses at a school dance because boys might get distracted.
witchyhellbroth: pinenolanapple: it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here” #don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
rehabbed: if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
sylviaplth: the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
I could probably even be okay living in a colder climate if I knew I had big fluffy bear-dogs I can cuddle at home.
meladoodle: i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)
Actually one of my pictures of my future life involves me living with 3 very large dogs (st. bernards, mastiffs, newfoundlands, you know, BIG dogs) and taking them out for walks at night and being like “yeah, I’m tiny, but no one’s going to fuck with me because I have 3 dogs THE SIZE OF PONIES”
I want to get a tibetan mastiff and a munchkin cat and make them befriend each other and they will be precious adorable best friend babies and also maybe they’ll solve crimes and I’ll make a buddy cop movie about them?
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I...
I am quite determinedly not blogging about Doctor Who, because if I don’t talk about what just happened and the fact that I’m not really going to know what just happened until late November, then I CAN CONTAIN THE EMOTIONAL TRAUMA
berelyn: Sometimes really close people hurt you and you realise your affection for them can’t compensate for how much of assholes they actually are. But you are tempted to forgive them anyway - or to curl in a corner and sob but then you ask yourself WHAT WOULD CERSEI LANNISTER DO IN MY PLACE and you resolve is valyrian steel once again
smolderhaldereyes: I JUST WANNA SAY IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER YET SHAME ON YOU
ginnie-lee-r: One of my favorite things is when people misspell “definitely” as “defiantly,” because it just changes everything.
Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
Tywin: no they fucking aren't
Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not
“They seem quite happy; obviously they haven’t seen their blood sugar levels.” WOW FUCK YOU THOUGH NO REALLY FUCK YOU I JUST CAN’T EVEN ITERATE HOW MUCH IS WRONG WITH THIS AND IF YOU DON’T SEE IT WOW OBVIOUSLY FAT PEOPLE AREN’T ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY NOPE NEVER
I’m watching a 5th season episode of Bones, and it’s being super super shame-y about even the possibility of men being attracted to fat girls or vice versa and I’m sitting here like “wow no really fuck off tell me more about how disgusting and awful fat people are, wow, you are awful, thank you so much for telling me no one will ever love me because of my physique, wow no,...
tilthat: TIL that there are two related phenomenon of déjà vu with names: jamais vu and presque vu. Jamais vu is, for instance, when a word is repeated so much that it doesn’t seem like a word anymore, and presque vu is when a word is on the tip of your tongue but you can’t think of it. via http://bit.ly/10KEihg
Holy shit, Dove chocolates are getting PROFOUND. I’m used to seeing things like “You look good in red” and “You look gorgeous today”, but no, the one I just unwrapped told me “Love is a flower, friendship is a sheltering tree.”
You’d think that trying to buy a pill box to carry my meds around with me would not be that hard. But everything is either gigantic and meant to carry a whole pharmacy with you, or gross and ugly. :/
escapistaz: If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
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p0ndorica: it really pisses me off how people who are good at maths/science/history/etc are seen as the intelligent ones and will go far in life but also seen as the “boring” ones, but writers and artistic/creative people are seen as the interesting and talented ones but also unintelligent and doomed to be unsuccessful like shit bro how the fuck do any of us win
a poem about bugs
pizza-butts: if it can fly it should die
merrilly: i bet there are still some people out there who dont know about jelly world
submissivefeminist: submissivedreamer: thegutlesswonder: a bdsm themed sandwich shop called Dom’s Subs If there are Doms running the show and scantily dressed subs serving subs… I’d go there. “Welcome to Dom’s subs! Please remember that all waitresses are owned by their respective managers and are not your property for the evening. No name-calling or touching allowed, but feel free to...
CBS: *casts Lucy Liu to play character originally written as a white dude*
Brinydeep Catfishbits fans: how DARE they!!! this is a travesty! a mockery of the source material! a fundamental betrayal of the spirit of canon and the essence of the character! Arthur Conan Doyle would be spinning in his GRAVE!!!
Paramount: *casts Bassethound Cul-de-sac to play character originally written as desi*
Bumpersticker Cardigan fans: jeez, calm down everyone, it's just ACTING. i'm sure they just picked the most talented actor for the role! Benny is so talented he could play any role, and the franchise should be grateful to have him!